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Sonntag, 5. Mai 2013, 13:17

Developer's Life

Ich habe im Netz einige alltags Situationen gefunden im Leben eines Programmierers :D

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning


When my regex returned exactly what I expected


When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla



When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used


When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug


When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production


When I apply a new CSS for the first time


When sysadmin finally gives us the root access


When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs


When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug


When the project manager enters the office


When I'm deploying code to production


When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer


When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development


When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
Developer | deh-vel-up-ur
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1 a person or thing that develops stuff: in e.g. software developer, someone having knowledge of a particular topic beyond the level of knowlegde needed for ordinary usage of that topic

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Sonntag, 5. Mai 2013, 14:11

Part 2

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project


When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline


When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon


When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon


When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen


When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday


When the client tries to click on the mockups


When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation


When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production


When my script finally worked


When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented


When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague


When I'm told that my code is broken in production


When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"


When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines


When I find a solution without searching Google
Developer | deh-vel-up-ur
noun

1 a person or thing that develops stuff: in e.g. software developer, someone having knowledge of a particular topic beyond the level of knowlegde needed for ordinary usage of that topic

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Sonntag, 5. Mai 2013, 14:35

Part 3

When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home


When I start coding without doing analysis first


When I did a good job and the client is happy


When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself


When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git


When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation


When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6


When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night


When they me ask if I have tested it


When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug


When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results


When I try a solution without reading the docs first


When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors


When after a big update I test the new site with IE


Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client



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Developer | deh-vel-up-ur
noun

1 a person or thing that develops stuff: in e.g. software developer, someone having knowledge of a particular topic beyond the level of knowlegde needed for ordinary usage of that topic

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