Developer's Life

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    Ich habe im Netz einige alltags Situationen gefunden im Leben eines Programmierers :D


    When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning


    When my regex returned exactly what I expected


    When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla


    When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used


    When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug


    When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production


    When I apply a new CSS for the first time


    When sysadmin finally gives us the root access


    When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs


    When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug


    When the project manager enters the office


    When I'm deploying code to production


    When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer


    When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development


    When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

    Developer | deh-vel-up-ur

    noun


    1 a person or thing that develops stuff: in e.g. software developer, someone having knowledge of a particular topic beyond the level of knowlegde needed for ordinary usage of that topic

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    When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project


    When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline


    When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon


    When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon


    When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen


    When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday


    When the client tries to click on the mockups


    When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation


    When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production


    When my script finally worked


    When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented


    When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague


    When I'm told that my code is broken in production


    When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"


    When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines


    When I find a solution without searching Google

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    When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home


    When I start coding without doing analysis first


    When I did a good job and the client is happy


    When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself


    When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git


    When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation


    When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6


    When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night


    When they me ask if I have tested it


    When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug


    When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results


    When I try a solution without reading the docs first


    When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors


    When after a big update I test the new site with IE


    Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client



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    Developer | deh-vel-up-ur

    noun


    1 a person or thing that develops stuff: in e.g. software developer, someone having knowledge of a particular topic beyond the level of knowlegde needed for ordinary usage of that topic

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